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Not kannad it is Kannada

My therapist made me write this - I have schizophrenia caused by mummy having relations with neighbor uncle's son Bandush & sis having r. with n. u. So I am useless like my father. Therapy is failing. My manhood (minihood?) cannot satisfy a woman, so my alter ego, Number Two, insults women. I can't have a happy ending with women or men, so Number Two spoils movie endings. My therapist says that apologizing is a first step. So I apologize for the profanity. Please break a coconut for me (bcos mine don't work) so I may put Number Two right back where it belongs. Sorry, he, not it. -Green H.

My therapist made me write this - I have schizophrenia caused by mummy having relations with neighbor uncle's son Bandush & sis having r. with n. u. So I am useless like my father. Therapy is failing. My manhood (minihood?) cannot satisfy a woman, so my alter ego, Number Two, insults women. I can't have a happy ending with women or men, so Number Two spoils movie endings and insults people. My therapist says that apologizing is a first step. So I apologize. Please break a coconut for me (bcos mine don't work) so I may put Number Two right back where it belongs. Sorry, he, not it. -Green H.